“I wondered about the explorers who’d sailed their ships to the end of the world. How terrified they must have been when they risked falling over the edge; how amazed to discover, instead, places they had seen only in their dreams.”
― Jodi Picoult, Handle With Care
I can live on pizza everyday.
Foolish, trying to find myself and getting laid.
Except for the extra hair (which is, a lot) after all these years not much has changed…
“I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33
A funny yet disastrous relationship story would be when one of them says they actually like your friend and you were that platonic middle-man (which of course you were blissfully unaware of, right until that moment)